They have some amazing animals in Australia, don't they? The Hoff spent some time there recently, touring his album "Like a Ship that's Tossed on the Ocean - The Turbulent Music of David Hasselhoff". It seems that he was warming up in the bathrooms at Sydney Opera House before walking out to a capacity 150,000 crowd when suddenly he was attacked by a one of Australia's most dangerous predatorial marsupial, The Bum-burrowing Pepsi Bottle which zeroed in on his rectum.
Being the sensationally cool guy that he is, the Hoff, totally unphased by the whole thing, merely beat it off with his mic stand and carried on. What a guy!



Thanks to Bruce McDonald (11) who captured this remarkable image with his Fuji Disposable.

Imagine my surprise when I nipped into the loo for a quick waz before the show. I was amazed to see my idol stretching his legs and humming the warm up bars to 'Hooked on a Feeling'. I reached for my camera when strewth, this huge Pepsi bottle came out of nowhere and was headed straight up his ass. I couldn't believe it, I almost dropped my bloody tinny! But fair dinkum to the Big Man he handled the situation like the consumate professional he is, he didn't even break a sweat - it was like he was used to it!

Well done Bruce, a pair of signed Hoff ear warmers will be winging their way to you shortly.

Does anybody else have an interesting Hoff story they'd like to share?