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Not to be outdone by that 'impostor' - Chuck Norris - here are some David Hasselhoff Facts - Erm, a lot of these sound very similar to the Chuck ones - Ed.



1. David Hasselhoff is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.


2. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures David Hasselhoff allows to live.


3. When David Hasselhoff drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny.


4. When David Hasselhoff was born, the nurse said, "Holy Cow! That's David Hasselhoff!" Then she had s3x with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.


5. When David Hasselhoff goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.


6. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects David Hasselhoff could use to kill you, including the room itself.


7. The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from David Hasselhoff and forgot to pay him back.


8. David Hasselhoff can count backwards from infinity.


9. Crop circles are David's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f**k down.

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02nd February 2006 : Hoff Fact For The Day

He co-invested some of his money to buy the rights of NBC´s Baywatch and made it the international syndication success.


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01st February 2006 : Hoff Fact For The Day

He had a pay-per-view special that he hoped would help him gain popularity as a singer in the United States. Unfortunately for him, on the night of the special event O.J. Simpson ended up having his infamous white Bronco slo-mo chase


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