David Hasselhoff, recently divorced after 16 years of marriage to Pamela Bach has announced his return to 'the dating scene' with typical Hoffesque aplomb.


David has stated quite candidly that he'd gladly take any girl for a ride in one of his 3 replica 'KITT' cars if she can "make the tears go away".


Its a sad irony that the man who's brought joy to millions hasn't smiled for 6 months and spends his evenings alone, listening to 1930's Blues Legend 'Homesick James' 78s, of which he has the world's second largest collection. The largest belonging to the estate of the late Richard Nixon.


Called on for comment, Mr. Hasselhoff stated:

"I didn't want to sound corny or desperate, but I need some loving and I thought the chance to ride in KITT would tempt the right kind of lady - classy, sophisticated and black, just like the car.

I considered jetting the winner away to Paris for dinner at 'Les Frittes de Gravie' and maybe a show at 'L'Erotique', but was afraid the ex would show up."

Said the great man:

"I have no regrets, except to say that I wish I'd broken up sooner. If it'd happened during 'Baywatch' I could've had minge for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but these are the breaks in show business"

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Homesick James was unavailable for comment.