Is it a bird? is it a plane? No its the Hoff to the rescue.

The truth is out there.......................



28 things you didn't know about The Hoff:


1. David Hasselhoff once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.


2. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures David Hasselhoff allows to live.


3. When David Hasselhoff drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny.


4. When David Hasselhoff was born, the nurse said, "Holy *rap! That's David Hasselhoff!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.


5. When David Hasselhoff goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.


6. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects David Hasselhoff could use to kill you, including the room itself.


7. The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from David Hasselhoff and forgot to pay him back.


8. David Hasselhoff can count backwards from infinity.


9. Crop circles are David's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fu*k down.


10. When David Hasselhoff jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets David instead. David Hasselhoff is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.


11. David Hasselhoff can divide by zero.


12. In fine print on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by David Hasselhoff, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.


13. David Hasselhoff is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's *hit.


14. David Hasselhoff has two speeds: walk and kill.


15. David Hasselhoff is the reason why Wally is hiding.


16. David Hasselhoff can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.....at night.


17. You are what you eat. That is why David Hasselhoff diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.


18. David Hasselhoff once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.


19. David Hasselhoff played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.


20. If you were to lock David Hasselhoff in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this David replied "Because Grammys are for queers." Then he'd eat a knife to show the seriousness of his response.


21. On his birthday, David Hasselhoff randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.


22. David Hasselhoff doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his *enis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while fu**ing another.


23. When David Hasselhoff does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.


24. Whenever David Hasselhoff puts out a cigarette, he throws it in slow motion into a long line of gasoline and calmly walks away as an inferno erupts behind him.


25. David Hasselhoff invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light......except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.


26. David Hasselhoff coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.


27. David Hasselhoff haunts Freddy Krueger's nightmares.


28. The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when David Hasselhoff punched himself in the face.

Yes, its official! The Hoff is back on the pussy wagon after 16 years.

What is bad news for the Hoff, looks like good news for Ladies everywhere as, because of the split with Mrs Hoff, the Hoffmeister should now be seen striking a pose on a regular basis at all the hottest spots in town. What do you think Ladies? How can you resist the Hoff?

It must be said that everyone in the world will have heard of David Hasselhoff. He's the legend with the 'fro.


He was first really known for his role as 'Michael Knight' in the TV series "Knight Rider" back in 1982 and then for his most famous role in the jiztastic "Baywatch" in 1989 which was a phenomenon amongst men, though I can't imagine why. The sight of a female model running down the beach in a swim suit, horrific!!!! Still this was enough to make it a huge success despite its extremely thin story line "Television series about a cadre of attractive lifeguards who patrol a crowded recreational beach".


David Hasselhoff (aka The Hoff) not content with being in the The Guinness Book of World Records as "The World's Most Watched TV Star", The Hoff has also turned his hand to music and released a fair few albums including "Watch out for David Hasselhoff", "Looking for Freedom" and "Magic Collection: David Hasselhoff".


He has also ported his amazing acting abilities to film and has starred in titles including "Dodgeball", "Fugitives Run" and "Layover". He also has some 'up and coming' titles like "Click" and of course "Knight Rider" the film.


David Hasselhoff is the most recognised name in every household and as such we will strive to enrich the lives of the younger generation by showing them his talent and of course his amazing good looks.

Unfortunately it was reported on Thursday that David Hasselhoff and his wife Pamela Bach are getting divorced. The couple have cited Irreconcilable Differences for the split after 16 years of marriage.


The "Hoff" is supposed to be reviving his role of Michael Knight in Knight Rider, for the big screen, which has been in the works for a while now. It is due to start shooting in the summer for release in December, reported E News online today.


They also reported that there is also a big screen version of Baywatch in the Pipeline, but The Hoff is not attached to that project